Toobin

Getting caught masturbating on webcam

Jeffery was toobin On a zoom call

by Tackleberry October 21, 2020

Toobin'

verb:

The act or practice of masturbating in public view, especially when inadvertent.

adjective:
A descriptor for one who is likely to be caught masturbating in public, or who is known for doing so.

Note: Not to be used as a present participle. "Toobing," therefore, is incorrect. Toobin' is the complete word. One is Toobin', or he (or she!) can be a Toobin', if used as an adjective.

Origins: Used in reference to Jeffrey Toobin, a prominent legal commentator who was caught inadvertently masturbating on a video conference call with his colleagues.

verb: "Ah man, did Marco get caught Toobin' again? That's the fourth time this year!"
adj.: "Do you know Sandy, from accounting? She's a real Toobin', which I find awesome but HR apparently doesn't approve."

by JustToobin'Around May 29, 2024

Toobin

Pleasuring yourself or your partner while on. Zoom call with your colleagues.

Jeff was Toobin during the weekly Zoom meeting because strategizing really excited him and he couldn't help himself.

by ThinkBeforeYouSpeak October 29, 2020

Toobin

The act of tilting down your webcam while you masturbate during a Zoom meeting.

Jay loves Toobin, but it cost him his job; don't shake his hand.

by e192326 October 21, 2020

toobin

an embarrassing act accidentally broadcasted on a video conference call

Thinking his cam was off, Ron pulled a toobin when he rubbed his tits in slow circles in front of his coworkers.

by raulibanez July 1, 2021

toobin

When you "whip it out" on a video conference or chat.

The Zoom meeting ended abruptly after Jeffrey, who thought he had shut off his camera, was caught toobin by his colleagues

by mulligan92 October 19, 2020

Toobin

An excruciatingly embarrassing social media error of a sexual nature

Jerry did a toobin and his friends shunned him

by Calvin O’Neil October 19, 2020