Patrick

Lord of the universe savior of all demons killer of all light and murderer of humans married to the goddess of death he's extremely handsome and his penis is the size of the statue of liberty he uses it to rape girls and destroy buildings

Did you see Patrick he was destroying buildings with his penis

by Carrie13245 June 6, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is an absolute amazing guy. Every girl ever would swoon over him, it’s a given. And they don’t swoon over his looks, oh no, it’s his amazing personality that hooks them. If you don’t get to know him, you’d probably think he is a nerd. Often, people call him ugly, too. But that personality? Those eyes? Even some guys would love to be with him!! (no homo) if your name is Patrick, and that’s why you are reading this, you need to know that YOU ARE ENOUGH! Patrick’s are often very insecure and not too confident, but damn, they sure do see the good side of everybody else! And sure he isn’t the stereotypical hot dude but honestly he is SO C U T E !!!!!! If you’re dating a Patrick, don’t forget to remind him that he means the world to you! He is so very loyal, caring, charismatic, and usually amazing at music, and writing, too.

(Girl one) that’s my boyf, Patrick.

(Girl 2) wtf!! He’s ugly!! He don’t deserve you sis.

(G1) Yeah, but he is so sweet! Trust me, I made a good choice

(G2) Yeah, I will see about that.

ONE WEEK L8R

(G2) DAMN SIS YOURE RIGHT HES SO PERFECT!! KEEP HIM!!

(G1) told ya!

by A girl in love!! UwU February 14, 2019

Patrick

Someone who won’t stop going on about how they’re Irish

Patrick: I’m Irish.
Everyone: No one cares.

by MC2T October 14, 2020

Patrick

A guy who likes a girl called Evelyn

Friend:Did you know that Patrick likes Evelyn

by Nigropoop November 17, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is a very stupid and dumb boy. He is always trying to brag about things he's "good" at. He tries really hard in everything and always tries to be the "best." He makes fun of other people a lot and thinks that faster is better.

Boy 1: Look at that dumbass over there
Boy 2: who? patrick?

by Cooldud321 November 26, 2019

Patrick

The fucker wont leave me alone

Mom: is that patrick outside of your window with a video camera

Me:fuc

by Eric shon March 24, 2020

Patrick

A certain species of starfish. Considered critically endangered due to the fact that the species contains only one individual.

90s Kid: Too bad the Patrick Star is beginning to go extinct.
Dumb kid with a fidget spinner: What’s a Patrick?

by CultistOfJimmy August 6, 2018