This is not a drill

That phrase you always hear when the good guys are faced with imminent danger that requires there participation in the defense of a particular strategic location. Of course, the big tough guy who is rudely waking the cadets from their slumber would probably say it even if it WAS a drill.

Manly Sergeant: Everybody out! This is not a drill!

Everybody Else: **Frantically puts on gear**

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School Teacher: Everybody out! This is not a drill!

Kid: You know what? Somehow I doubt it. I think I'll just go finish up my chem homework while you guys go stand in the rain.

by Enough Free Time to Post on UD January 9, 2011

This Game doodoo

when someone is shit at a video game but they blame the game instead of themself

What the hell man! This Game doodoo

by 12charlesp August 13, 2018

this isn't where I parked my car

A phrase used anytime one needs to get out of an awkward situation.

While in the club, Joe begins hitting on a nice young lady, Jane. Jane's big, scary boyfriend suddenly shows up, which is when Joe says, "this isn't where I parked my car!" and casually walks away.

by ginger87 March 8, 2010

This is Patrick!

A quote from SpongBob SuarePants.

An appropriate response when you're at work and someone phones and asks "Is this (Insert Workplace Here)?"

Customer: Is this the Krusty-Krab?
Patrick: No this is Patrick! (Hangs up) I'm not a crusty crab.
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Customer: Is this McDonalds?
You: No, this is Patrick. (Hangs up.)

by Ninja number 26398704 August 30, 2009

this is a family show... or is it

the term coined by hazza at a one direction concert when asked to take off his shirt

in 2020 we have the fine line vinyl cover where it is defiantly not a family show

FANS- take your shirt off

HARRY- you need to calm down this is a family show... or is it ???

by larrystylinson is real123 January 24, 2021

this man speaks the truth

Used on 95% of all threads on World of Warcraft's realm forum for Grim Batol. When someone says fail, there's always another person quoting him, replying "This man speaks the truth".

Grim Batol realm forum

Forumtroll 1 - Me pwns naxx
Naxx is piece of cake, LoL!!1

Forumtroll 2 - Me pwns naxx
FAIL!

Forumtroll 3 - Me pwns naxx
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FAIL!
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This man speaks the truth

by Håkon September 5, 2006

This ain't no lounge

The phrase of telling someone to not "lounge". You can use this phrase to tell them to quit being lazy or when they're not sitting up straight.

"Hey buddy, this ain't no lounge."

by Big Baller Slick September 4, 2019