Masturbation until passing out or falling asleep. The most pleasurable of mid day activities, except when your girlfriend lets you have anal.
by ryyyyan123456 March 07, 2008
The art of teeter noding due to one's ability to substantially stay awake for long periods of time; up until total body failure begins to occur
One might say I took a short knee nap last night when i awoke just as my face broke my fall against my scorching hot woodstove.
by Mudholemike October 17, 2018
While at work, the act of going into the stall and taking a nap on the toilet(with the seat down of course). No one will question where you have been as it is embarrasing for both parties when they think have diarrhea.
Eff me, I was out till 4:30 am last night LB'ing this broad, I really could use a toilet nap right now.
by Joe Co June 24, 2008
The act of locking oneself into a bathroom stall, preferrably the one in the dark corner, and sitting on the bowl and taking a snooze or to just 'rest your eyes.'
Damn! I got so wasted last night. I can't believe I made it into work today. I guess I'll just go chill in the john for a while; maybe take a shit nap.
by carlipet September 23, 2009
The act of passing out in a cab while traveling from one bar to another in order to be refreshed and energized upon arrival.
Cheryl: "Mike's totally passed out; he's done for the night. Tell the driver to take him home."
Tom: "Shit, no. He's just grabbing a cab nap...he'll be fine when we get there."
Tom: "Shit, no. He's just grabbing a cab nap...he'll be fine when we get there."
by MPFOGARTY July 12, 2010
When you are tired and/or hung over at work so you go into a stall in the john and take a snooze while sitting on the can.
by kb69 January 08, 2004
A highly satisfying and rejuvenating rest period that is preceded by a strenuous bout of masturbation. This act is typically performed by males on the day following a long night of heavy drinking, as it has been known to cure hangovers. See also, "jack n' nap".
Directions: For best results, use at the first sign of hangover. Repeat every 3 hours or until symptoms of hangover have subsided. To avoid potentially serious chafing, do not exceed 5 beat naps in a 24 hour period. Before taking a beat nap, consult your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough for sexual activity.
Directions: For best results, use at the first sign of hangover. Repeat every 3 hours or until symptoms of hangover have subsided. To avoid potentially serious chafing, do not exceed 5 beat naps in a 24 hour period. Before taking a beat nap, consult your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough for sexual activity.
by Creation's Hammer December 16, 2009