A condition which occurs as a result of getting one's teeth caught in the zipper of a blow job recipient's pants.
Have you seen Lauren's teeth? She said her goat kicked her in the mouth but I think it's a major case of the zip tooth.
by Chuck Bucket February 8, 2005
Get the Zip Toothmug. You put/tie your hands behind your back, lean forward and extend your front teeth in an attempt to prepare to do a cartwheel. Using your TEETH as leverage only (not your hands at all), you do the cartwheel, having your teeth hit the ground instead of your hands. This can be done in times of utter excitement or even disappointment. It is to suggest that you are overly emotional about something.
by Bobby Cipolla June 4, 2007
Get the Toothed-Cartwheelsmug. When someone is talking on a wireless cell phone. The term is usually used if you are wondering if someone is talking on their cell phone or if they are a strange person talking to themselves.
by Nathan Tiberius1 December 29, 2007
Get the Blue Toothingmug. I went cougar hunnting the other night and this bar, because there's been talk of Saber Tooth sightings here. We think this rare and sought-after breed might stop in at "The Dead Fish Bar" during her bi-yearly migrations from San Francisco to the Napa wine country.
by trinh nguyen May 13, 2008
Get the Saber Toothmug. similar to what some people call a "sweet tooth", but instead of having a craving for something sweet, you have a craving for pussy
by christophorus September 5, 2010
Get the pussy toothmug. A douchebag walking around with a bluetooth head set on. Most likely having a conversation way too loud as he looks at you funny for listening to his phone call.
This guy walked up and starting talking to me. I responded but then he just stared at me and got upset that I was interrupting his call. Turns out he was on his douche-tooth.
by fossybear123 July 31, 2010
Get the douche-toothmug. A pain I'm having right now. In fact, my tooth fucking hurts so bad that it is like a million rams hitting you til you are knocked out but cows come out of nowhere and cum on you then rip your eyes out then bulls come out and gore you in the heart then eat you with their sharp teeth. Yea.. It is pretty bad.. So brush your teeth to avoid that shit.
Oh my god, I have a loose tooth.
by guy with a fucking tooth pain. December 14, 2018
Get the loose tooth.mug.