donkey blessed

Having a large penis.

Steve: "Ahh that Hugo is donkey blessed!"

by Hugo-h12 January 24, 2014

bless up

When you running red lights with the bois like bad asses

Phil ay Alec watch this bless up ... runs red like gets away like a bad ass

by Bad ass boi May 7, 2021

Sound and Blessed

when you are high on drugs and people look at you and laugh at you.

"haha mike just got back and he's looking pretty sound and blessed."

by alex brooked December 26, 2016

Gutter-blessing

Kerbstone-shaped imprint left in a forehead after the quick lie-down necessitated by 14 or so pints of Bulmers (or equivalent). A souvenir of a trip down amnesia lane.

Now, Father, dere's a half-crown for de church roof and a bag o' frozen peas for dat gutter-blessing ye have dere.

by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

blessed dome

Sucking someone off. Blow job

"Ah shit dude! She gives blessed dome!"

by FlowersOnMyHat August 23, 2016

blessing the bathroom

The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.

Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."

by Nappets October 8, 2011

Mad blessings

Mad Blessings mostly used in salutations of letters but can be used in everyday language.

Meant to wish someone good luck or many blessings in whatever they choose positive in life.

Friend1:I'm leaving for LA tomorrow to be a star.

Friend2: Mad blessings to ya and be safe!

by "D" July 28, 2005