2 definitions by Definitive Doomer
Similar to no homo and No Hetero™, but used when a bisexual person aims to compliment someone’s look with making sure that it suggests no sexual interest in them, so that it was merely a blessing. Can be used on any gender with slipping "No Bi though" at the end of the sentence, to indicate that the complimenter seeks for nothing else to be slipped in. With proper use, it is clear that the admiration is deliberately intended from the Friendzone.
1 - Proper use
Bisexual complimenter: wow guys you are looking awesome!
Receivers: thanks friend for the No Bi Blessing, we're aiming to be the best dressed couple here
2 - Incorrect use (sexual use corrupts meaning)
Bisexual complimenter: you guys have the best butts here, I'd smash! No Bi though
Receivers: oh finally, we've always wanted to have a threesome with you!
Bisexual complimenter: wow guys you are looking awesome!
Receivers: thanks friend for the No Bi Blessing, we're aiming to be the best dressed couple here
2 - Incorrect use (sexual use corrupts meaning)
Bisexual complimenter: you guys have the best butts here, I'd smash! No Bi though
Receivers: oh finally, we've always wanted to have a threesome with you!
by Definitive Doomer December 20, 2019
Similar to no homo, but works for the opposite gender. Used to compliment someone's look in a way that it is sure that the comment is not to suggest sexual interest in them. Use No Hetero™ when you want to compliment a person of opposite gender who is looking great, in a sure what that you do not imply having a crush on them. Just insert No Hetero™ in the sentence to enhance your compliment in a way that it drags no awkwardness behind as a consequence of misunderstanding.
1 - Proper example
Informed complimenter: hey X those shoes look great on you, No Hetero™ though
Receiver: thank you, I appreciate that you like them without wanting to slip it in on this table right here
2 - Incorrect use (sexual use distorts effect)
Complimenter: woah bae fuckable face, No Hetero™
Receiver: I shall now deem you a creep
Informed complimenter: hey X those shoes look great on you, No Hetero™ though
Receiver: thank you, I appreciate that you like them without wanting to slip it in on this table right here
2 - Incorrect use (sexual use distorts effect)
Complimenter: woah bae fuckable face, No Hetero™
Receiver: I shall now deem you a creep
by Definitive Doomer December 19, 2019