Wood Shampoo

Being beaten by a wooden baton.

Billy got a nice dose of wood shampoo from the police.

by Paladin. October 24, 2011

loan wood

When a male loans his wang or male sex organ to a female aka having loan sex. The female must pay back the male within a reasonable time or else she is forced to become his pimp.

"Man,I would loan wood to her."

"When are you going to loan your wood to me, big guy?"

"That bitch hasn't paid me back yet,I loaned her my wood!!!"

by The Woodsman aka ARF January 9, 2009

Rage wood

The boner you get that will rival blue balls. Caused from going to long between nut busts. May or May not be influenced by workout supplements. Tren, D-aspartic acid, Horny goat weed, Tongkat ali, and a few others can cause it. Will get a boner that throbs like the Incredible Hulk, veins ready to burst, mushroom tip hard as a cinder block.

After a week on this new cycle, I kept getting Rage wood. I could steer my car no handed on my 45 minute commute.

by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023

Wood closet

Any orafice for the temporary storage of “wood”. Noun

Bill couldn’t fill up Melanie’s wood closet.

by Tonka wood chuck May 12, 2018

bernadette wood

a resister who hates people that act like a gossipy old woman

bernadette wood blocked me on twitter because i was gossiping too much. sad!

by cyclox June 20, 2021

Wooded Up

Fucking aroused

You my bitch Scarlet got me wooded up so i sucked her dick

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

Morning Wood

When you wake up and you have a giant boner or an erection for more fair and fancy terms

Today i woke up for my morning date... but then i got morning wood...
I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!

by SushiTrash July 7, 2018