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twitter ratio

The ratio between the number of people you follow and the number of followers you have on Twitter.
Damn, I need to unfollow some people to boost my twitter ratio.
by ayyyyyyyyyyyyylmao November 4, 2013
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Tricep:Boob Ratio

The method of telling how much of a girl's bust is made up of fat, by looking at the amount of fat stored in the tricep region.

Scientifically the most accurate method known to the common man. Devised by TheBald.
Guy 1: Mate did you see Steven's new girlfriend? Great set on her.

Guy 2: Check out the Tricep:Boob ratio, it's only because she's chubby.
by TheBald November 21, 2010
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noodle ratio

This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.

If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.
Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!
by rayjay April 23, 2006
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T to A ratio

When a woman's titty to ass ratio is not proportionate.
"Damn, shes pretty hot from the waist up but her T to A ratio is way off."

"That bitch is put together wrong, her T to A ratio is no good."
by Willholden April 28, 2009
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Vagina ratio

4 girls & 1 boy = 4:1 vagina ratio, lucky boy...
by James Tipper September 25, 2006
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Hoyken's Ratio

The Hoykens Ratio represents the duration of a television show that a viewer is hypothetically willing to subject themselves to in comparison to watching a half hour episode of The Big Bang Theory. For example, a viewer may be willing to watch four hours of public executions of innocent children instead of watching half an hour of The Big Bang Theory. A negative value would indicate that a viewer would prefer to kill themselves instead of watching the proposed program. This is rare, but possible as indicated by the -2 value assigned to 2 Broke Girls.

This ratio was discovered by Bruno Hoyken in 2007 after watching and episode of the Big Bang Theory. The morning of the day he had watched the premiere episode of the series he had been staring at the sun and realised that they were equally as pleasant to watch. He assigned the show a value of one, a value equal to staring at the sun.

The units for measuring the Hoyken's ratio is Lamency.

For a full list of Lamency values refer to the Idiotic Table.
The Shopping Network has a Hoyken's Ratio of between 12 to 16, depending on the product and the attractiveness of the presenter.
by Dr Hoigle July 4, 2012
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nub ratio

calculated by taking length of the amputated limb and dividing that number by the average length of similar amputees. A person who only lost a foot would have a relatively high nub ratio compared to someone who lost a leg at the hip.
"Baby, to be honest..I don't know if I would still love you if you lost an arm...maybe if it was below the elbow and you always kept the prosthetic on. I know its shallow but I need at least a 60% nub ratio."

"I met this crazy chick online last week, we met up downtown and went back to my place but it turns out that she has a fake leg. At first I didn't care and we started messing around but I couldn't go through with it, her nub ratio was just too low, it was like a kfc biscuit.
by thenubstopshere December 21, 2008
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