Merchant Firewall

The metaphorical or cybernetic barrier that a resident Venetian* merchant uses to prevent unpopular truths from being being known.

"why was my comment deleted?"
"you got stopped by the merchant firewall bro"

by dirgistan May 14, 2015

nut merchant

can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or

2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.

Look at that fucking nut merchant.

This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.

by Panzervarg May 18, 2010

OC Merchants

Basically gay OC Plebs

OC Merchants: let's do Chinese nigga sex
fr1ck.mp4: depends high effort memes usually take 8 hours, normal ones take about 1 all I need is the idea and im off
Entire Ironic Community: aha

by NowInCrapyKangarooYesternight May 17, 2019

Fun Merchant

A person who thinks they have access to some sort of special rights due to having a team with 7 chemistry in the video game FIFA Ultimate Team. These individuals ironically complain about the game most, despite using obviously useless players (Harry Maguire, Zlatan Ibrahimovic up top or like Divock Origi at CB or something) to make it appear as though they do not care about losing, hence making it not feel so bad when they inevitably lose anyway in spite of their team.

fun merchant: Why y’all gotta use Mbappé? I use non meta players cause the game is just way more fun that way, how dare you outrun my 34 pace defenders
non attention-seeking individual: You are such a fun merchant. Do u really think anyone is impressed?

by KB285 October 4, 2022

helmet merchant

a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'

Player 1: "Watch this!"
*Player 1 teamkills Player 2*
Player 2: "Proper helmet merchant you mate"

by TeevReqq May 22, 2023

Ryan Merchant

A Real Buisnessman, A true and honest man who will never scam you out of your earnings, Someone who would never lie or cheat at anything.

That salesman is a real Ryan Merchant scamming those people out of some good earned money.

by A Real BusinessMan September 19, 2019

Dream Merchant

A person or corporate entity that specializes in, or claims to be capable of, helping people fulfill their dreams, fantasies, or deepest aspirations. They are most often empty promises, and the recipients of such services are usually expected to pay a fee in return.

BEWARE of the words: "Come with me and I'll make you famous!" For they are usually uttered from the lips of Dream Merchants.

by Execaters May 29, 2018