what the, lasagna

when shocked by precence of lasagna

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*enters a mysteriously lighted room and turns on a light that illuminates the delicious, hot but not toungue burning hot cheesy lasagna*
WHAT THE, LASAGNA, WHO DID THIS, this ain't a joke bro im on a ONE MEAL A DAY KETO™ challenge and its about to break as easily as it is to break an uncooked angel hair pasta!

*garfield comes in and gets shot but not before having a delicious only 1000 calorie serving of a hot but not tounge burning hot lasagna

by kgbhoneytits, what the lasagna October 21, 2018

Bitch Lasagna

1. A very unspicy mild lasagna that sometimes tastes like mush

2. An insult directed towards artist of any media. The insult means that the artist’s work is bland, uninteresting, dull, uncreative, and just made for money.

Felix said that T-series is a bitch lasagna!

by RedMoth27 May 29, 2019

Dirty lasagna

Is used when you do the nasty with two girls on their periods

David:Hey did u have fun?
-:Yeah,last night was a dirty lasagna○~○

by Bigbosssalamandra September 5, 2021

crusty lasagna

The act of jacking off on her bush and letting it dry then picking out the flakes later

Gave that bitch a crusty lasagna lastnight

by #Teameverhard August 27, 2021

butch lasagna

When man not do send of plantegg photo, or ask if beech would be sending bewbs. Or man not pay cam fee.

Man-“I would like to take you out for nice dinner and respect you!”
Me - “I send nudes?”
Man -“ I respect your body, please talk to me more about your feelings.”
Me-“Butch lasagna beeeech”

by 100yearstoolatebeech December 3, 2018

snitch lasagna

Snitch Lasagna is a censorship of the popular Pewdiepie song or diss track of T-Series.

Male 1: Yo, dude I got Snitch Lasagna on repeat and it's lit!
Male 2: Oh, dude that's lit! So hashtag Family Friendly!

by Urb'an Dic. Tionary January 4, 2019

Zoe Lasagna

Zoe Laverne who is our one and only queen. Nobody could change my mind.........

Zoe Lasagna is my queen

by xyobbygirlx October 9, 2020