Telephonians

The chipmunk-like creatures that live in the telephone wires and transfer the words from one receiver to the other. The "Static" as people call it, is the low hiss as a result of the Telephonians getting upset. Telephonians are not commonly recognized by others, as the government fears that PETA would try to intervene in the telephone system by calling this display of teamwork "Animal Abuse." Telephonians are believed to be direct descendents from Jesus, as they seem to have eternal life. No dead Telephonian has ever been sighted.

"Hey Jesus, say hi to the telephonians for me!"

by JesusApprentice September 21, 2011

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telephonique

a phone sex solicitor

Mark: I'm so horny today
John: Dude you should call a telephonique.

by shadamama February 25, 2013

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telehoes

those who are whores over the phone, when talking on the phone

Douche1: HEY MAN, i was talking to some telehoes over the weekend!
Douche2: That's hot! But didn't you run out of minutes on your cell LAST week?
Douche1: OH SHIT.

by SPANISH9/10A March 17, 2009

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telebone

1.To have intense phone sex.

2. To crank call your friend and have them completely fall for it.

" have you talked to that kinky bitch,Amanda, recently"
" hell yea, I can't wait to telebone her again tonight."

" I can't believe Ryan fell for my crank call"
" yeah you totally teleboned him."

by lookwhaticando May 29, 2013

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Tearphones

A compilation of the words "tears" and "earphones"

When you cry whilst laying on your back and the tears leak into your ears

Man that fuckboy gave me tearphones for a solid week

by Depression420 May 7, 2018

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Telephile

Telephilia is the term used to refer to a passionate interest in television, TV theory and studies.

A telephile is a person with such a passion for television, TV theory and studies.

"He sat on the sofa all day and watched Breaking Bad. He's such a telephile."

by Hugh Wards February 28, 2018

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