(v) Tea-boner The sports media getting a hard on for University of Florida QB Tim Tebow and shoving his exploits down our throats making him the greatest thing since slice bread. The phenominon is similar to the love affair most broadcasters have with Brett Farve (John Madden and Tony Kornheiser in particular).
"Man, I'm getting sick of listening to ESPN announcers get a Tebowner and talking about how he can singlehandedly run over through an entire NFL defense. Enough already!"
by biggamepaul December 20, 2008
Get the Tebowner mug.The act of aquiring human poop on ones finger and then applying said poop under a person's eye (see Dirty Sanchez). If poop is applied under both eyes, this is called a Full Tebow.
"After fingering my girlfriends ass, I withdrew my finger and wiped the shit under her eye. I told her this was a Tebow and she appreciated my originality".
by xVaginusx February 23, 2010
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When a full-grown man cries intensively after losing any kind of game that he knew he should have won.
"Dude guess what, when I beat Tim at ping-pong he started Tebow-Tearing it up cause he thought he was better than me!!"
"Haha, classic jackass!"
"Haha, classic jackass!"
by aightman January 12, 2010
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He always Tebowsheen's.
He always Tebowsheen's.
by B2U December 18, 2011
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Get the te blow mug.The lack of having self-confidence. Not believing in yourself or your team. Being a detriment to a situation, instead of the solution. Being a Hater. A modern day Antichrist.
The kicker missed the extra point. He was the Anti-Tebow. That guy was so negative, put me in a bad mood he was the anti-Tebow.
by GhettoLifeCoach January 20, 2012
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