tebow'd

another term for aborting a fetus

my girl go knocked up so I used a coat hanger and tebow'd that shit

by pro choice February 7, 2010

Tebow'd

When someone or something thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread because all of their opponents are easy, then get their feelings hurt when they lose to a real opponent. Refering to the Florida Gators loss to Alabama during their 2009 football season.

Man 1: "I bet I could beat you in checkers!"

Man 2: "Dude you only play against your little sister. I would hate for you to have to get Tebow'd in front of your mom."

Man 1: "Good point, I'll practice some more first."

by ItsThatKnowItAllSunshine! January 5, 2010

Tebow'd

To kick somebody in the testacles

I just tebow'd that mother fucker.

by Gichua March 22, 2009

Tebow'd

When someone or something thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread because all of their opponents are easy, then get their feelings hurt when they lose to a real opponent. Refering to the Florida Gators loss to Arkansas during their 2009 football season.

Man 1: "I bet I could beat you in checkers!"

Man 2: "Dude you only play against your little sister. I would hate for you to have to get Tebow'd in front of your mom."

Man 1: "Good point, I'll practice some more first."

by IUsedToLikeBarbies January 3, 2010

Tebow Dat Hoe

To fuck a girl so hard she says Tim Tebow's name 15 times in a row. 15 refering to the number of Tebow's jersey

Dude: Im about to Tebow dat hoe
Dude: wanna get tebowed hoe?
Girl: Yep
later on that night.........
Girl: Tebow (15x)

by mike and dom January 18, 2009

Dirty Tebow

When a person (man or woman) Tebows and then furiously begins to masturbate with their right hand.

Yo brah!!! I just totally Dirty Tebowd all over myself!
My mom caught me last night Dirty Tebowing to erotic Asian midget porn!!

by 69ing chipmunks October 29, 2012

Dirty Tebow

this is accomplished by making a surprise-dry run at a females anus.

This cannot be a simple push in, you must be at least two steps behind the female and, she must be taken by surprise AND cry afterwards.

Tom: Dude what happened to your eye?
Jerry: Mary hit me.

Tom: Why did she hit you?
Jerry: I jumped my dick in her ass dry. After she stopped crying from the Dirty Tebow I gave her she slapped the shit out of me.

Tom: Wow, you deserved it ya asshat.

by The psuedonym's pseudonym February 24, 2011