Tackno

Tackno is a blending of two musical genres - Techno and tacky bullshit pop.

The word Tackno is the blending of two of those words: Techno + tacky = Tackno

Jon: I must say, I am a big fan of that group Cascada.

Danny: Lame - Cascada are the definition of Tackno mate.

Jon: Yeah, but I just like the big arse on the singer. Bubble butts HOOOO!!

by The B April 3, 2009

ghetto tackulous

A take on Ghetto Fabulous, but with a slight lean towards extreme tackyness, due to lack of planning, funds, insight, or intelegence.

That lowered Escalade with the chrome spinners and dark tinted windows is cool, but the fact that the front left fender is painted primer grey and looks like it's fresh from a junkyard makes it Ghetto Tackulous.

by Xan Nampho September 18, 2005

spunk tackle

The tackle you spunk with. Testicles and Penis. Cock and Balls. Twig and Gigggle Berries. Meat and Two Veg. Strawberry Shaft and Vanilla Scoops. Testicle (Pronounced testiclay) & Poking Rod...etc...

PETER: Andy, what's the matter?
ANDY: My wife kicked me in me spunk tackle.
PETER: Dannielle? Whatever for?
ANDY: Coz I said she was a stupid fat fucking minge muncher who was worse in bed that her comatose Mother.

(Brief moment of silence then a hefty High-Five.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 16, 2008

Gag-tacky

Something that is so tacky it makes you gag.

Taylor: "Omg Mandi look at that woman in a lime green leopard print velour tracksuit."

Mandi: "Omg! Gag-tacky!"

by Fabulicious10012 July 9, 2010

lo-tacked

similar to hijacked. it often occurs when someone remains ashy until the point that someone forces them to apply lotion.

girl: " girl you ashy as hell."

girl 2: "so."

girl: " don't make me get my lotion bottle."

...(5 minutes elapses) girl 2: " damn, i just got lo-tacked."

by hg87 April 20, 2011

Defensive Tackle

A position on the Defensive Line in football. There are usually two of them. Their jobs are to close up holes so the running backs and quarterbacks can't rush to gain yardage. They are usually over 270 pounds and are like at or over 6'2". Really underrated, don't get much recognition unless they get a lot of sacks, pass deflections, and/or interceptions or pick 6's. Most people don't want to do it because they want a glory position, or the think it is too easy. But the D-tackles do the dirty work so that the linebackers, db's, coaches, and owner look good

Man, Aaron Donald is A freaking monster of a defensive tackle

by KaosK.J.Tuck November 12, 2021

Defensive Tackle

Position on the defense, specifically d-line. Usually really big, at or above 6'2" and 270 lbs. Don't get much recognition unless they are a superstar, like if they get a lot of sacks or pass deflections, or picks, or very rarely, pick 6's. They are responsible for plugging up the holes so running backs and quarterbacks can't rush to gain yardage. Often mistaken for an easy job. They handle the grunt work so the linebackers, db's, coaches, and owner look good. Numbered usually from 60 to 79 or 90 to 99.

I play defensive tackle in football. I'm not terribly good at it, but I'm not terrible either

by KaosK.J.Tuck November 12, 2021