twoasted

adj. - a drunken buzz that usually onsets quickly.

..twoasted of the hizzy fo' shizzy my nizzy...

by Andy Mack September 25, 2005

twospace

A period of intense connection between two lovers, to the exclusion of all other people, things, bodily needs, etc. Commonly early in relationship (see NRE) but can spontaneously occur at any time.

Caution: extended periods of 2space may result in dehydration, malnutrition, and strangers telling you to "Get a Room!"

We were so deep in twospace we missed all the parties!

by C and V May 20, 2008

Twoffer

1)2 things done simultaneously

2)anything that is difficult or hard to do

1)
Nicole: My hair doesent fall off anymore :D

Abe: Now i wont have to pick at it then :D

Bystander: Thats a Twoffer


2)My test is such a Twoffer.. it sucks!

by Abe and Nicole February 28, 2009

twotsmacker

A female cockblocker ,one who prevents the sucking of a penis. A girl who stops the hooking up of a fellow vagina

What a twotsmacker, danielle is with her boyfriend and she just did that!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CHILD PUNTER May 26, 2009

twosser

A person who doesn't use Twitter but feels the need to tell others how useless it is.

He's a twosser - never tried Twitter but happy to run it down.

by Rollo_Tomasi July 6, 2009

twotswotter

a woman who stops another woman from getting laid

a twotswotter is acockblocker for women

by skinny pv July 20, 2010

twoscoreaphobia

The fear of the number 40

Scared of doing 40 hour work week,they had twoscoreaphobia

by britmanvinnie November 12, 2011