Donald Trumping

The act of being the most shitlicking, sexist, homophobic piece of shit the world has ever seen. All while wearing a poor excuse of a wig that looks like a dead animal they had just plucked off the street one day and put it on their fuckin' baldas head, fuck like, balder than King Neptune. Holy fuck.

"Silly faggots! Dicks are for chicks!"
"Yeah, yeah. Just make me a sandwich, bitch."

"STAHP DONALD TRUMPING YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE"
"Kys or stop trumpin', fagmat"

Donald Trump Trump asswipe Donald Trumpin'

by JackySenpai November 29, 2015

Donald Trumping

The act of beating off to one's own daughter while simultaneously spouting nonsensical, and often times racist, bullshit that panders to the lowest common denominator of people, i.e. racist, inbred, cousin-fuckers.

Guy1: "Wanna go to the bar after work tonight?"

Guy2: "Sorry, I can't tonight. Some Muslim guy moved in down the block so I have a long night of Donald Trumping ahead of me."

by @amber_hates July 31, 2016

Donald Trumping

Bullshitting all day. Saying nothing that matters. Bullshitting crap bullshit

Person1: Man you know Rayn, I hate that nigga

Person2: Why ?
Person1: He just keep Donald Trumping all day.

by boy O boy March 28, 2016

Donald Trumping

The act of defending your words or actions by talking about how someone in a different and unrelated situation did something else.

I caught her cheating on me, and instead of an explanation, she just kept Donald Trumping about how all my friends cheat.

by Risaacr October 10, 2016

Dutch Oven Trumping

As with the normal dutch oven, the man parps under the covers and submits his woman to a world of fetid bum-stench. However, in an act of cunning revenge, the woman waits a while for the smell to dissipate, and then convinces the man to perform oral sex on her. When the man eventually concedes, and begins to chew away on her fanny flaps, she lets out a vile queef right in his eye that renders him temporarily unconscious.

Michael Douglas's lawyer looked a bit confused when he was asked to write 'No Dutch Oven Trumping' into the pre-nuptial agreement, but Michael swore that if Catherine ever pulled that shit on him agree he'd kick her ass back to Wales.

by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007

Toto-Trumping

Doing anything at all on a mobile device while sitting on a fancy, expensive toilet.

I spent so much time toto-trumping this morning that my butt fell asleep.

by PokerFaceMaverick October 7, 2019

Stump-trumping

When a person has anal sex with an amputee.

Want to go stump-trumping?

by dartiki April 21, 2009