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Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.
Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”
by Slimfitter May 26, 2022
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top gun summer

The warmest part of the year. Men grow mustaches and shave their beards. It is the male equivalent of hot girl summer.
Looking good bro. I’m digging the top gun summer look.
by Giggled95036 August 7, 2022
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Top Gun

And stop bringing up Top Gun. Top gun sucks. The sequel sucks. Plane movies are bad.
Hym “Plane movies suck. All of them. Top gun. Top gun 2. They just aren’t any good. You probably watch MASH... Fucking idiot.”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
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Top gun sam

Top gun sam is the kind of guy who'll be famous in like 10 years. pulls everyone and their cousin, and is probably one of the coolest dudes you'll ever meet. he gives great advise but seems a little bit sad under the surface. and he has a MASSIVE HORSE COCK
"why do i feel so horny? oh, it must be top gun sam"
by pissgargler07 December 16, 2022
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Top gun 2

You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.
Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"

Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"

Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"

Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."

Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"

Iam "Ew."

Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*

Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."

Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"

Iam *sigh* "Alright..."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
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Top goon

Someone that watches too much porn and oversexualizes everything
Person 1: The wind almost blown me away
Person 2: Blown is mainly used to get pleased
Person 1: You’re a top goon fs
by OfficialRN July 15, 2024
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Top Gobblin'

When the gooblety gobblety is so tip top, that she looks up at at you from slobin yo knob, and grins like a cretin.

Goblin
Gobblin'
Bro, she has a cute smile.

Nah bro, she was sucking my dick and looked up at me with the most treacherous grin.
I should've known she was a Top Gobblin'.
by BlueJuice October 6, 2023
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