chastising the cheese

masturbating; pulling your penis until semen comes out; choking the chicken; flogging the dolphin; shucking the corn; cleaning the pipes; feeding the geese; beating the meat; spanking the salami; pulling the pork; bating, etc

He's always chastising the cheese when he takes a shower.

by bater August 25, 2003

Squeeze the Cheese

Another term for busting a fat nut. Maybe you need to be able to talk to your bros or whatever whilst in mixed company so you have to use a term for it so no one quite understands what's going on.

"So my girlfriend made me squeeze the cheese yesterday and now she's pissed at me because I did it all over her face..."

by SpiderLegs October 7, 2018

clap the cheese

When you take 2 slices of cheese( can be same or different kind) and proceed to slap the pieces together to make a clap like sound.

Hey george, bring over a slice of swiss so we can clap the cheese!

by Mark Rubies August 15, 2007

ladled on the cheese whiz

When a movie is just a little too heavy handed

The foreshadowing of the themes in Blumhouse's Truth or Dare really ladled on the cheese whiz.

by The Flopcat October 17, 2018

‘Where’s the cheese?’

Asking a girl or group of, who wants to have sex. Do you want to have sex with me. Do the wild thing, the hokey pokey . The horizontal waltz

Hi beautiful ‘where’s the cheese?’

Ladies hello do you know where’s the cheese?

by Ramin99 September 22, 2018

Grating the cheese

When one emits a fart that sounds choppy and disconnected.

random guy: blup. blup. blup. blup.blup.blup.blupblupblupblup.

random girl: (to friend) eew! did you just here that guy?!?!?!?! he was totally grating the cheese!

by SirGawinisaballetphreek May 2, 2010

Pat The Cheese

The act of forcefully holding in a fart.

Dude, I have to fart so bad right now.

Just pat the cheese!

by The rapist!! February 19, 2012