e-tards

kids who act retarded because they have done to many e's. they do ecstacy at raves and their brains get holes in them so they act like idiots. real silly and dumb

1. yo those kids in the park are a bunch of e-tards
2. trevor started going to raves and getting high all the time. he lost his job and steals money. hes a huge e-tard

by little_miss September 30, 2006

taddagle

Small Penis and Gargantuan Testes. Common in White Males.

Don't Whip Out That Black Hog. It Makes My TADDAGLE Look Even Worse.

by Thadeus McStinkerBottom March 11, 2003

House of tards

Word play on the phrase "House of cards". A dwelling where a bunch of extasy addicts live. (e-tards). They sit around and roll on x all day and all night until parkinson's disease kicks in.

Dude, i went over to dwayne johnson's pad. I scored some blue dolphins but i don't like to hang out there. That place is a house of tards.

by Danbridge June 25, 2010

taddies

1."peppori" nips of a 2 inch diameter on a flat chested women

2. man tits that lacate

3. an expression of suprise

also see "bitch tits:

man brianna has some gnarly taddies

by jones mc abadon pants May 28, 2006

Taddy

A retard gay that makes up shit and says "I'm kidding" right after

Teddy: my grandma died
Connor: cool bud
Teddy: I'm kidding

Connor: taddy ass

by Connor cannoli November 30, 2017

Moo-tard [tardsauce]

A saying that is crossed between a cow and a tard. A really not good comeback.

moo-tard tardsauce
person 1: you're a shit-face!
person 2: Yeah, well you're a moo-tard!

by jojo_my_mojo December 9, 2008

Tadd

a)a player who tries to get as many girls as he can to like him. but really is kinda stupid

or
(b) somebody who uses tells somebody they like them within a week of meeting them, to get some ass

girl #1: OMG i met some guy last night!
girl #2: oh wow what did he say?
girl #1: he told me how much he liked me, and how gorgeous i was
girl #2: Oh no! you've met a tadd

by sweetdeal November 25, 2006