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PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder)

When you vow to never drink Tequila again.
"Hey, Bobby, let's take some Tequila shots!"
- Bobby has nightmarish flashbacks to New Years Eve, 2008. His ears begin to ring and his hands start to tremble. His friends don't know it, but Bobby suffers from crippling PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder).
by Wess Parsley November 25, 2016
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PCSD - Post Covid Stress Disorder

A mental condition triggered by events or activities that mirror traumatic memories of the Covid-19 pandemic.
She panics and leaves the room as fast as she can if someone coughs. She has PCSD - Post Covid Stress Disorder.
He doesn’t like to be alone in his apartment. He suffers from PCSD - Post Covid Stress Disorder.
by FreshWords April 14, 2021
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Fat Stress

The stress that is put on the heart when someone is morbidly obese. This is usually caused, because the person eats at McDonalds every day.
Fuck I have so much fat stress on my heart. x.x
NOOO IMA HAVE A HEART ATTACK FROM THIS FAT STRESS FML
I would never get fat stress unless I was paid to eat a heart attack.
by funeral wolf April 25, 2009
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Stripper Stress

That guilty/pressured feeling you get when a stripper is on stage not making money.
I'm really enjoying watching her dance, but the stripper stress is really starting to get to me.

We got to leave, I am all out of cash and the stripper stress is killing me.
by Borska April 10, 2011
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postflapmatic stress disorder

n. Abbr. PFSD

A psychological disorder affecting individuals who have experienced failing miserably at playing(or attempting to play) the notoriously annoying yet addicting app game 'Flappy Bird', characterized by recurrent flashbacks of the traumatic event, smashed phones/ipads, irritability, anxiety, and social withdrawal.
"ZOMG Liz started smacking her head with her shoe after she got a 1 on flappy bird"
"Guess she has PFSD"
"What dat?"
"Postflapmatic Stress Disorder". Look it up, nigga."
by scienceBITCH February 6, 2014
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Stress

Stress: (V) When you want strangle the living shit out of some ass hole who probably deserves it.
I feel like taking my stress out on John.
by Socomsnake April 26, 2006
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neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis

like the common cold, except much less snezzy, slighty more sleazy, but results in death. every time

for the simple man to understand

new bodily marks, sores, or sensations of pain in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ, caused after stressful experiences that the person experiences as highly traumatic
Pedro: I have neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis
Doctor: No Shit
by Thaddeus Griffin January 7, 2007
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