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Seattle Mafia

A term created by political crusader David Blomstrom to characterize his allegations that various political, business, and lobbyist figures are part of a dangerous and corrupt political "machine" which controls Seattle politics.
It doesn't matter what the public vote says. If the Seattle Mafia want it, that new project will happen.
by Filksinger May 23, 2008
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seattle pretty

A term used to describe Seattle women who won't let Not So Attractive misogynists stick their dick in them.
"Dude, even though she's just Seattle pretty, she still wouldn't let you stick your dick in her since you're a prick."
by sideofsnark August 19, 2011
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Scatterlogical

In no particular order, in random sequence.
The names I will be calling will be in scatterlogical order
by someone elses name not being u February 24, 2012
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Satterfielding

1. act in extremely arrogant/insulting manner in a friendly debate. 2. To give The University of Texas a bad name.
There he goes satterfielding again!
by johnnywalker68 November 21, 2011
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Seattle Mariners

When was the last time the Seattle Mariners made the playoffs, you ask? 2001: the year they won 116 games, a MLB record, and still didn't even make it to the World Series. Even the Browns have been more successful.
by thisistheyear June 9, 2018
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Seattle

The largest city in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States. Although many people who have never been to the city claim that there's nothing there but coffee, rain, and computers needs to wake up and go there. It is a beautiful, relatively safe, green city, with plenty of great choices for restaurants, very friendly and polite people, different kinds of beaches around to go dipping in during the summer, and a very casual tone. As for the weather, it is rainy and a little cool, but not cold, in the winter. However, the summers are comfortably warm, sunny, and dry; arguably the best kind of summer you could ask for. And yes, we do care about the environment, but why is that such a bad thing anyway?

The only problem is traffic, and lack of a good public transportation system, but hey, we have feet for a reason.

Bottom line is, Seattle may not be as well-known as New York City, but it's worth a visit if you don't already live here.
Dude #1: Hey, where are you going this summer?
Dude #2: Uh, I don't know, where do you recommend?
Dude #1: You should go to Seattle, it's a great city.
Dude #2: But I thought it always rained there, and that everyone was just a coffee addicted computer geek...?
Dude #1: It ain't so, man, go in July, you'll love it.
Dude #2: Aight.
by Froggypants March 2, 2007
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Seattle SockJob

You tie your lady up and after taking a laxative you shit in a sock and beat her with it.
by tennrattler February 27, 2003
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