Swoonbat

An incredibly attractive woman who has the hots for tall men dressed in black suits, preferably accessorized with blue ties. Swoonbats generally like to bite their victims on the neck but are rarely dangerous. They merely nibble when given the chance. Swoonbats may or may not be tattooed with the symbol of a bat. They also have a strange predilection for watching Congressional hearings.

The Swoonbat sidled up to the handsome senator BATTing her eyelashes and trying to cop a feel of his pretty, blue tie.

by Swooner December 14, 2008

Swoops!

A phrase said while acquiring someone elses property, usually a seat or chair.

"Swoops!"
"Ah lame you took my chair"

by Ira September 14, 2004

Swoosh

The recognition of any sexual innuendo that may stem from a said word or phrase.

Also symbolized by the hand movement indicating the sound of a scored basketball that's "all net," used in the song "We fly high" when it goes "BALLIN'!"

"I can't believe how hard this is."
"swoosh."

by Rachel Bizz April 15, 2008

swoobs

Them damn sweaty boobs is what swoobs means. Like when girl comes up to you with a nice bust but they are all sweaty and wet and the rest of her isn't sweaty, that's swoobs.

Wow! Did you see that babe that had those gross ass swoobs?

by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 25, 2005

spoons in the barnyard

term of exasperation

"Spoons in the barnyard, I got a 20 on my computer quiz!"

by Lindsay Hamel June 10, 2008

Douche Swoosh

Noun: Do-sh S-woo-sh
A mid-length to long styled hair cut, popularized by "douche" frat guys, combed to the side to emphasize a fake sophisticated look. Side effects include a tourettes type flipping of the head to one size in order to restore the swoosh.

Ian: Did you see that Beta's haircut.

Mason: No. What was it?

Ian: He was totally rocking the douche swoosh.

by Ace Papanikkolopolis December 9, 2008

swoosh

to make your ex jealous

Mackenzie was right next to her ex boyfriend when a car load of guys drove by shouting "I LOVE YOU MACKENZIE" making her ex extremely jealous. in this senario mackenzie did the "swoosh"

by gabiisareallygooddefiner September 25, 2010