Swoonbat

An incredibly attractive woman who has the hots for tall men dressed in black suits, preferably accessorized with blue ties. Swoonbats generally like to bite their victims on the neck but are rarely dangerous. They merely nibble when given the chance. Swoonbats may or may not be tattooed with the symbol of a bat. They also have a strange predilection for watching Congressional hearings.

The Swoonbat sidled up to the handsome senator BATTing her eyelashes and trying to cop a feel of his pretty, blue tie.

by Swooner December 14, 2008

spoonbation

When one vigorously shoves a spoon repeatedly up ones vagina and/or anus

Elizabeth: I totally spoonbated last night

April: you what?
Beth: when you shove a spoon up there and masturbate???

April: oh....
Beth: yeah spoonbation!

by Ginacharles0412 February 28, 2018

Swoobat

Evolves from Woobat when you love it enough. (I mean it has a heart on it, what did you expect) Basically is a poor mans Golbat, but its still really cool.

Person 1: Do you like Golbat?

Person 2: Yeah, but I prefer Swoobat.

Person 1: Weirdo.

by yumutwo. April 11, 2022