Swoonbat 

An incredibly attractive woman who has the hots for tall men dressed in black suits, preferably accessorized with blue ties. Swoonbats generally like to bite their victims on the neck but are rarely dangerous. They merely nibble when given the chance. Swoonbats may or may not be tattooed with the symbol of a bat. They also have a strange predilection for watching Congressional hearings.

The Swoonbat sidled up to the handsome senator BATTing her eyelashes and trying to cop a feel of his pretty, blue tie.

Swoonbat by Swooner December 14, 2008

spoonbation 

When one vigorously shoves a spoon repeatedly up ones vagina and/or anus

Elizabeth: I totally spoonbated last night

April: you what?
Beth: when you shove a spoon up there and masturbate???

April: oh....
Beth: yeah spoonbation!

spoonbation by Ginacharles0412 February 28, 2018

Swoobat 

Evolves from Woobat when you love it enough. (I mean it has a heart on it, what did you expect) Basically is a poor mans Golbat, but its still really cool.

Person 1: Do you like Golbat?

Person 2: Yeah, but I prefer Swoobat.

Person 1: Weirdo.

Swoobat by yumutwo. April 11, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008