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I swear to fuck 

Something someone says when they don’t believe in using Gods name as part of a curse word but they’re fine with using traditional cuss words for some strange reason
“Shut the hell up or I sWEar tO fUck I will shoot your family”

World's deepest pinky swear 

When you put your pinky finger deep inside a girl's vagina or ass and then bend your finger and pull.
I just gave some girl the world's deepest pinky swear last night.

whiffle swear 

Pulling off on a swear word such as "shit" so that the consonants are exaggerated. So "shit" would be pronounced as "shhhhhhhhhhhhit" with a hard "t" at the end. Often used when goofing around, and not want to sound harsh when swearing.
After losing a game of ping pong I exclaimed, a whiffle swear
whiffle swear by CurtisLumber October 12, 2015

squad swear 

More powerfull than just a normal swear. Its used with your squad mainly. But it can be used with other people too, so they know you're not lying.
Dude1: Hey dude!! Tomorrow I'm going out with Sarah.
Dude2: Nah, you lying.
Dude1: Squad swear!!
Dude2: Squad swear!
squad swear by Swachy February 17, 2017

Am Swear 

A Slang way of saying "I swear" and "I swear to you" at the same time.

Saying "Am Swear" holds a lot more weight than "I swear" because it's not only that you swear, but also that you swear to the person at the same time.
"Bro, Am Swear Bro, I kissed her."
Am Swear by Big Israeli Chode December 4, 2019

Māori swear words 

Swear words in Māori. They aren’t usually the same as the English ones. They include:
* upokokohua - boiled head
* kai hamuti/kai roke - eat shit
* tō raho - your balls (used similar to 'dickhead')
* tō teke - your vagina (used similar to 'cunt')
* koe kurī - you dog
* ngote raho - sucking balls
* pokotiwha - bastard
White guy: Do you know any Māori swear words? In particular, what’s fuck in Māori?
Māori: There is no word for fuck in Māori.
White guy: Āhahā! (Damn!) not a swear word