Surf and jerk

When a girl is straddling grinding you while giving you a handjob

Jessica was on her period and super horny last night so i settled for a surf and jerk.

by Dwell32 February 27, 2019

surf 'n' turf

Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.

Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.

by QuacksO April 4, 2019

Surf-Esteem

When you have a great surf session & you're super stoked because you caught really good waves.

Surfing was super fun today. My "Surf-Esteem" is at a all time high!

by SoundWavesPost May 16, 2020

surf n turf

surf n turf is a quote from the tv show skins which means getting absolutely high out of your mind while possibly having a cheeky shag. when one spends an evening getting drunk/wasted/sloshed with friends. we live for surf n turf. While surf n turfing you will find mdma fiends and lost wanderers of the ket tribe, that have made a nest in the hardtek forest.

*insert name* surf n turf’d so hard last night she whiteyed into next year!

by sillywankerrrrrrrrr November 3, 2020

Surf Newfie

An Australian fisherman that shares many common cultural traits of Canadian Newfoundlanders

“Lord t’underin’ by’s, dat Surf Newfie can drink me mudder under the table

by Bill Clinton’s Cigar April 7, 2021

Surf Slut

n.
1. Often Misunderstood: A person who engages in the act of surfing to a degree considered to be excessive

a. Will often neglect responsibilities to do so.

b. Will do so at anytime, anywhere, with anyone, on any wave with no regard to weather or temperature.

Jen is always surfing no matter what; what a surf slut.

by sswakesurf September 1, 2021

Surf and turf

Things that hop, crawl, walk, and swim all on a platter.

The surf and turf was deicious.

by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021