sex shrek

A disparaging nickname given to a partner who endlessly cajoles and nags you to take that little blue pill when they want “it” which feels like always.

Yes I would most certainly classify her as a A-1 sex shrek, I have even caught her sneaking my Vitamin V into my dinner!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

Chiang Kai-Shrek

China's infamous "ogre leader" during the early-to-mid 1900's.

It's really too bad that Chiang Kai-Shrek didn't actually have vivid-green skin like his animated-cartoon cousin, or his subjects might have initially recognized him for the ogre that he truly was.

by QuacksO October 27, 2018

shrek's dick

the most beautiful thing to ever exist.

hey, have you seen shrek's dick?
hell yeah man
HEHEHEHEHEH

by KentaroWiiSports November 25, 2020

Shrekilicious

When your feeling like a babe/ a fabulous giant green tank/when you’re feeling like a big snacc and a half

I got the two for one deal at Dons and Me feelin shrekilicious

by Shrekus February 18, 2018

shreks piss

While ‘smoking up’ with the lads and you get the munchies and decide to order McDonalds, a banana milkshake is known as Shrek’s piss

Jake asked Jay to order him twenty chicken nuggets and shreks piss from Mac D’s

by Shrekson O’Connor October 31, 2018

Shrek

Our one true God. He has the power to sneak into our house at night and butt-rape us. As they say, Shrek is love, Shrek is life. He has a monstrous penis that will penetrate your sphincter, and large hands that will spread yo cheeks like butter. He has a sexy onion aroma, and a soothing Scottish accent. It is said that he will kill anyone that does not show respect towards him, you've been warned. He also despises Fortnite and loves Despacito 11.

Shrek is my sugar-daddy
I want to taste his onion juice (¬_¬)

by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is our God, our lord and our savior.

Guy 1: "I swear to God!"

Guy 2: "Don't swear to Shrek!"

by chounky March 12, 2019