(noun) A sexual maneuver where the male, during ejaculation, removes his penis from the vagina and inserts it into the anus--leaving a trail of semen connecting the two cavities, and thus "stitching" them together. If this maneuver is performed multiple times during a single ejaculation, it would then be referred to as a "double stitch", "triple stitch", etc.
"At the moment of copulation, Bronson abruptly decided to pull out--giving Rachel a stitch instead of a baby."
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by Diva_Danae April 10, 2006
Get the Stitched mug.(adj)- a word and/or nickname to describe someone who will get you high, hooked on songs, in lots of trouble and cause your grades to plummet but continues to form a close bond with everyone. They walk around with Sony Ericcson phones and iPods.
They are obsessed with mental hospital trips and Kelly Moore paints. The only people in the world who can tell you to meet them at Best Buy at 12 noon and show up at 12 midnight but you'll be the one apologizing.
They love weed, swimming and getting other people hurt, they tend to come off as selfish but actually do have hearts of gold.
They are obsessed with mental hospital trips and Kelly Moore paints. The only people in the world who can tell you to meet them at Best Buy at 12 noon and show up at 12 midnight but you'll be the one apologizing.
They love weed, swimming and getting other people hurt, they tend to come off as selfish but actually do have hearts of gold.
S: Let's go everyone, fucking let's swim.
B: He's not even out of the house yet!
S: Stitches, blood, for real, your the only one that wanted to go swimming so fucking swim!
B: He's not even out of the house yet!
S: Stitches, blood, for real, your the only one that wanted to go swimming so fucking swim!
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by IntergalactalEnergy December 25, 2022
Get the Stitch mug.Pitch Stitch is the swagger that cricketers (and wannabes) use when walking. It can commonly be identified by minimal movement in the hip area, an exaggerated leg movement similar to line dancing, and a nod of the head in time with each step.
Pitch Stitch can also describe a stationary stance or Pitch Pose which follows the in motion swagger and is commonly adopted by two batting crickets in the middle ground when the supposed strategy talk is taking place. Pitch Pose is recognisable by shift of weight to one side and the placement of the hand on hip.
Both Pitch Stitch and Pitch Pose can occur off the ground, typically is bars and clubs where it’s accessorised by double vodka red bulls or other forms of liquid cocaine.
Pitch Stitch is frequently used to mask insecurity and may be a symptom of an over inflated ego.
Pitch Stitch can also describe a stationary stance or Pitch Pose which follows the in motion swagger and is commonly adopted by two batting crickets in the middle ground when the supposed strategy talk is taking place. Pitch Pose is recognisable by shift of weight to one side and the placement of the hand on hip.
Both Pitch Stitch and Pitch Pose can occur off the ground, typically is bars and clubs where it’s accessorised by double vodka red bulls or other forms of liquid cocaine.
Pitch Stitch is frequently used to mask insecurity and may be a symptom of an over inflated ego.
"check out his pitch stitch, looks pretty happy with himself, must have put a couple away last night"
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