Stretching Canvas

The unique art of stretching a guy’s scrotum over a woman’s face.

Me and my lady had fun last night. After we banged, I spread my ball sack over every inch of her face. It felt just like Stretching Canvas.

by Amishdong28 February 3, 2019

Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008

Santa Stretch

A term referring to the 3 straight, full weeks of school that follow Thanksgiving break and preceed Christmas break.

John: Hey. Welcome back from Thanksgiving break!

Susan: Yeah, and now the Santa stretch begins. I can't wait till Christmas!

by InnerBeautyShows97 December 2, 2013

Stretch Wep

When a woman uses her thumb and index finger to grab a hold of her clitoris and pull it so far out, to the literal point of it shaping out to look like a penis. But It only last for a few minutes.

"I tried this new thing with my girl called a stretch wep."

"Damn, I heard those are hot"

by Sexybeast1090 June 30, 2017

Swedish stretch

When someone pulls their dick almost to the breaking point on a regular basis in order to increase the length over time

Danny told me he tried to give himself the Swedish stretch over the weekend and ended up in the ER…

by catmommy42069 November 27, 2022

Stretch Stat

A professional sports statistic that is contrived and presented in a manner so it sounds more significant than it really is.

"Christian Pulisic has failed to score in 2021"

- " C'mon...that's a stretch Stat -it's only Jan 30th!"

"Hey - did you know Dallas is undefeated this season when Zeke Elliott rushes for 100+ yards? "

- " ummmmm seems like a stretch stat seeing as he has only done that twice the entire 16 game season"

by LeoMarbson January 30, 2021

womp stretch

The act of inserting two penises into one vagina.

I can't believe she let us womp stretch her last night, does that make us gay?

by Blue bars January 30, 2016