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Stmath is the definition of the hell on earth. Jiji, as you may the stupid dumb ass penguin or the mascot of the game cannot jump over anything because the blood cells flowing in Jiji's brain are too big due to Jiji being a mouth-breather and making her stupid. Jiji's vision is corrupted due to the fact she is stupid making her see small objects as 50x times her size, making her unable to waddle over anything. As you may know the math part of the game does not teach me or anybody else anything. It takes literal hours for a simple block to be a put in an area. And once you put in and wait all the time, you realize it's wrong. Jiji can't also realize she can walk extra block without risking anything. Multiple incidents of depression have accorded from children ages 6 to 12 had been caused by StMath. The worst part is they say Stmath has meaning, feeling to it. When really it's just a shit flash game made in the 2000s.
Teacher: LEts do stmath
Student: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Student2: PLEASE NOT STMATH
by dsgnryehnethrwtn4teryth March 11, 2022
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fat strat

A Fender Stratocaster that has an HSS pickup configuration (humbucker in the bridge position and single-coils in the middle and neck positions)
I had a picture of Kurt Cobain playing a fat strat.
by Erickh4 May 30, 2006
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Ashad Strat

when you jerk off before playing a competitive match of an fps, with the slim chance of it improving your gameplay.
I'm gonna go do the Ashad Strat before this next game, can't lose plat this time.
by Bennnjie July 29, 2021
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Sprath

Sprath is the overall vaginal leakage - i.e blood/discharge.
oh my gawd man she sprathed all ova me!
by adim123 October 17, 2010
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Strathaven

Ignore the previous definition of this place by me. I got bored and randomly pinpointed a place in Scotland to make fun of. I've never even been haha. I also made fun of two of my good friends from there, which was stupid. So anyhoo, here's the lovely truth about this grand wee town....

Strathaven is located down in South Lanarkshire, Scotland, just 23 miles from big bad Glasgow. It's got a bulky population of about 7,700 and was given the Royal Charter (Makes the town a special place) in 1450. It was a very popular place for industries, until Glasgow had to be as big and annoying as it is now and steal the business. But the wee Strathavenites carried on with their business. Even the Romans used this wee place as a market town before they got scared off by us wonderful (I mean barbaric) Scots. The town prospered in the 18th century and is still on the map surviving compared to other 'dying' Scottish towns being overrun with underage alcoholics and reprobates. It's a very nice place to live according to people I know and that some famous people from history have resided there (Probably all anonymous to everyone outside Scotland). But I suggest everyone go take a visit to this supposedly lovely burgh, but do try and avoid ugly East Kilbride on the way there! Unless you want to break your face whilst ice skating and firecrackers launched at you outside of Argos, but that's a different matter! Also, those two friends are amazing and I love them both.
Person 1 - Hey dude, want to head Strathaven?
Person 2 - Sure! I don't want to break my face!

Person 3 - Hey, we should head to Strathaven later
Person 4 - You're right, that place has a lot going for it

Person 5 - STRATHAVEN IS AWESOME! BRING ON THAT AWESOMENESS! FEEL THAT AWESOMENESS!
Person 6 - ...
by AndrewC1995 July 30, 2011
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Emo Exit Strategy

Used to describe a suicide, Usually for humor
Mike took the Emo Exit Strategy after Laura broke up with him
by thedeciver January 11, 2009
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Strathmere

This pristine ocean town is located on Corson's Inlet. It is unique in that it is surrounded by popular oceanside communities but Strathmere is known as the hidden gem. It has by far the best beaches, and you can drive jetskis up to the beach, even go out to eat on one. It's home to some of the most popular resteraunts, The Dueville, Twistys, Mildreds. Truly a hidden gem. Filled with very wealthy but down to earth people. Has a huge 4th of july parade where all the citizens complain about taxes and try to ditch upper township, the township strathmere belongs too.
Where the hell is Strathmere?
by Templars February 1, 2009
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