stimey

to have no chance
to not have a shot at success/fun
failure/suckyness is inevadible
a bad situation to be in

Boss: Yeah.. you are going to need to come on in on Saturday and work on the cover sheet to your TPS report.

Employee: (thinks to himself) uhh STIMEY!

by DJ Willy T February 17, 2010

Impty Stimp

Comes from old raunchy black folk tales during the 1920s and later. Later used by Rudy Ray Moore. To refer to yourself as "Impty Stimp" is always followed with "the women's pimp", and means you are the cream of the crop among players and womanizers.

"I'm Impty Stimp, the women's pimp! Hula Dula, the ho house rulah!!"

by Lil' Taste October 27, 2016

Simpy

simpy is an adjective to describe a simp and horny individual.

Josh? You shouldn't hang with him, he's a simpy nibba.

by White niqqa god March 25, 2020

gib stimmy

Tarry not in providing me my economic stimulus payment.

gib stimmy

by Queen Buttrix March 6, 2021

stumpy

to have the characteristics of a tiny individual; resembling a person who dies in combat due to being stepped on

A stumpy soldier died when his fox hole was literally a foxhole.

by wildman March 30, 2005

stempy

Top kek lass. Absolute ledge, have lunch with her every day

Stempy's is a lass like no lass

by CM-27 June 2, 2015

Dang Skimpy

A Southern United States slang term. Used mostly as an exclamation, or as a surprised response to a suggestive comment or action.

Johnny says, "Baby, I'm starving, and right now you look like a Thanksgiving dinner with ALL the trimmings!"

Robbin replies, "Dang Skimpy! Don't forget the whipped cream!"

by Johnny Westcoast November 21, 2011