Steaming Joe Paterno

When one poops his pants at a football game in the winter and steam rises from his pants.

After Purdue scored that third touchdown versus Penn State I took a Steaming Joe Paterno. The fans behind me warmed their hands over it.

by love to lol July 8, 2010

Steaming brownie

A fresh piece of poop,so fresh it has steam rising off of it.

I dropped a steaming browning on the elavator when nobody was looking.

by Scott311bliss October 24, 2003

You are stepping on my dong

Youve got to be shitting me, no fuggin way, oh my god that cant be right, your foot is on top of my penis.

R. Kelly didn't go to jail? You are stepping on my dong!

Hey bitch watch it your stepping on my dong!

by RagMeRock December 4, 2004

stealing lollipops

To thwart another's success through subversion unbeknownst to that individual or others.

Did you see how Dave's been stealing lollipops? Dave talked to Darrell's boss, and now Darrell isn't going to get the promotion they promised him.

by X3th July 12, 2008

Steaming Bridge

When a male takes a hot dump on the bridge of a woman's nose so hot that it leaves a staph infection and possibly a scar

When I saw Sarina at work I asked her what happened to her face she told me that Trevor gave her a steaming bridge which turned into a Staph infection thus leaving a scar

by dptreetment October 13, 2009

Steaming Phong

When someone named phong takes a shit on your chest.

Farrell was extactic to recieve a steaming phong after gym class.

by gym1234653 March 9, 2011

scissor stepping

Something you're boyfriend does to avoid a topic of conversation.

D: "Tell me what 'scissor stepping' means???"
J: "No, it's disgusting, I'm not telling you.... Oh, look! A dog!"
D: "Where?!"

by ARandomUser June 25, 2008