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stinging nettle

a plant with stinging neddles that when you touch it the needles shoot onto you and make you itch really bad comonly found in dry areas
i stepped on the stinging nettle and it hurt like hell my foot has been itching for 30 minutes
by cornhoolio December 2, 2009
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stanking

A fad similar to planking, popular in recent years among college-age youth, whereby photographs are taken of couples engaged in "underwater smoking" with the signs stating the prohibition of such activity appearing in the background. The subjects in these photographs can be either clothed or unclothed. A planking position is assumed by one party who positions his/her face directly in the twatular area of the other party and performs or simulates cunnilingus on the other party who may be reverse planking or in some other creative position.
Unimpressed by Shawna's dare to perform a planking stunt, when it was his turn, Everett challenged her to participate in a stanking photo. Pictures of them performing this stunt ended up in the newspaper the next day heavily censored, of course; but from their positions, and the sign behind them reading "underwater smoking is prohibited" it was all too obvious that they were engaged in a public, naked stanking.
by W. Wolfe October 18, 2012
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fart is still standing

When you fart and you walk away from it for a while but evertime you pass that section the fart is still lingering in the same exact spot.
joe:*farts*
kuro:ew D:
Joe: *walks away from fart* 8
kuro: walks away
Joe: *goes to the bathroom*
*2 mins later*
kuro: *passes spot joe was staning in* holy sit dude yer fart is still standing here!
by wee396 March 18, 2009
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Stinging Windmill

A threesome position involving two men and a woman or three men. The first male lays on the bed/ground and the woman sits on his penis. The female then starts to spin around and as this is happening the other male stands with his penis where the womans face is, so as she is spinning she gets slapped by it.
OMG Daria is so drunk! Lets give her a Stinging Windmill!
by Jesus McJew June 13, 2007
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swanging

boss hoggin up the lanes like in a wave down the bloc
Jasmin was outside her house and Adrian was swanging down her bloc "oh shit Adrian is hogging up both lane like a boss"
by Dj Wink January 2, 2009
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Standing 8 Count

The act of tidying up your ass between poops, usually brought on by mild to moderate itching. A standing 8 count is executed by wiping one's butt while standing.
Todd's butt itched, indicating a need for a standing 8 count.
by arlo jones February 16, 2009
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standing up

I am standing up... can i sit now?
by Coca November 9, 2003
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