Crop Spraying

Similar to Crop Dusting, Crop Spraying is when one passes gas while walking or running but accidentally expelling excrement as well through one's trousers.

Brad: "I was going to crop dust my little nephew when he was bending over to pet the dog but I accidentally ended up crop spraying them and coating them both with thick diarrhea."

by CATFOOODS January 31, 2012

spray on pants

Pants that are so tight they appear to be sprayed on. :P

Girl: Check out that guy, Looks like he's wearing spray on pants!!!

Boy: Spray on pants?

Girl: Look it up on Urban Dictionary. :)

by Seaona. January 6, 2008

nerd spray

A spray used by nerds when they're lungs become inflamed by an allergic reaction caused by dust particles. This 'nerd like condition' is most commonly known as asthma. Nerd spray is another word for a nerds inhaler.

Emmanuel: DUDE EUGINE IS HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK!!
Daniel: WHAT THE CRAP! Emmanuel! Pass him that nerd spray!

by vanessa&&danielxD January 16, 2009

arterial spray

The nasty, continuous spray of blood that results from wounds to major arteries.

Go watch some samurai movies to see some serious arterial spray.

by Tronno November 15, 2004

Roach-Spray

vt- To "own" "pwn" or otherwise dominate a person in any competition or game. Made famous by the parody "Crank Dat Homeless Man" on Youtube.

Al: "I'm kicking your ass at checkers."
Tim: "I Know.You're roach-spraying me with those triple-jumps."

by Turkey Slapper May 11, 2008

goat spray

A perfume or body spray used to ensure that one doesn't smell like a goat. Sometimes used in conjunction with amonkey bath when one is short on time.

Also, a spray that has been used specifically to cover up and/or mask the smell of body odor, cigarette smoke, or any other foul odors.

Katie: "Are you going to take a shower before we go out?"
Sheri: "Nah, a monkey bath and some goat spray should do it."

by Resident Drunk January 8, 2008

Spray painted

The act of leaving marks of fecal matter on the side of the toilet bowl.

Who spray painted the upstairs bathroom?

by AdamBell2523 May 5, 2020