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pldd

Acronym for "Post-Load Distress Disorder". That feeling you get when you blow a load and then instantly want to get 100 miles away from the girl.

"I had such a bad case of PLDD that I walked home in the rain. She offered me a ride and I just ran out the door."

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An explosion of liquid excrement released abruptly from a bare anus, covering what it contacts.

The dog drank salt water and spray dumped all over the beach.

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