a utensil with multiple purposes. you can both eat soup, cereal, etc with this object or use it to scoop people eyes and organs out
'wanna hang out'
'sorry i cant im s p o o n'
'spoon?"
'im gouging your aunt carols eyes out with a spoon, please dont bother me'
'sorry i cant im s p o o n'
'spoon?"
'im gouging your aunt carols eyes out with a spoon, please dont bother me'
by hoteldel_leejieun September 8, 2020

by Rammingthemat October 15, 2021

by Fred L ero September 30, 2020

"I can't wait to go lie down and spoon with my Lorelei!"
People are fairly shocked, usually, when I tell them my kitty, Lorelei, with whom I have an extremely strong bond,waits for me to come snuggle under the covers at night so we can spoon together! Yes, she ACTUALLY curls herself into a "C" shape and backs up into my tummy,as I then put my arm around her! I'm SO LUCKY &BLESSED!
People are fairly shocked, usually, when I tell them my kitty, Lorelei, with whom I have an extremely strong bond,waits for me to come snuggle under the covers at night so we can spoon together! Yes, she ACTUALLY curls herself into a "C" shape and backs up into my tummy,as I then put my arm around her! I'm SO LUCKY &BLESSED!
by All the good names r taken May 21, 2020

An asshole.
Asshole variability determines the size spoon you are. Some people are even considered ladles.
Asshole variability determines the size spoon you are. Some people are even considered ladles.
by UL Honors Student March 30, 2005

by Emily&Tom June 29, 2008
