Spomfy

The word you call your fat old ugly teacher if he really starts to get on your nerves.

Teacher: "MICHELLE YOU GOT DETENTION"
Michelle: "Thats not fair. I didnt do anything."
Teacher: "Thats life"
Michelle: "You stupid spomfy, I cant believe you."

by Ashley December 11, 2004

Spondisnoisal

noun. The spoon no one wants to use, due to its mangled tip, from having been a victim of the garbage disposal. These spoons are generally shorter, thus they are unnoticed when the contraption's switch is flipped.

Please set the table with forks, spoons and knives for our guests. Please be sure to not use any of the spondisnoisals, as we want them to enjoy the meal.

by bferle March 6, 2011

spon

a second class spoon

your a spon

by BigDJShag69 February 13, 2018

sonfu

sexual intercourse.

let's go have sonfu bebe .

by kiss l`va jay January 26, 2009

Sponder

(v) To follow tangential ideas until the original thought was lost. Can be done alone or in a group setting.

Fred: ..and that's why Australia is shaped like a bear.
Erin: Ooh, wait what were we talking about.
Fred: I don't know I was spondering.

by Hopefulkiwi October 5, 2011

Spoff

To literally enlarge something with your mind.

Spoff! (Enlarges grape)

by Koppyklone September 28, 2017

Spoff

West of Scotland term for a joke or a prank. Often as a retort to suggest that someone else is joking or telling lies.

Q.
Did you hear her daughter is pregnant?

A. Spoff!

by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004