Splooge Tree

Similar to a family tree, but populated with one’s sexual conquests rather than relatives. It is commonly depicted by a phallus representing the trunk, testicles for the roots, and globs of splooge shot from the tip for the foliage (conquests).
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)

Abe painted a mural of his splooge tree on the wall, and the damn thing looks like an overgrown weeping willow.

by MaryTodd1818 April 25, 2021

splooge cup

Another name for the reservoir on the end of a condom.

Blair's hoodie is so small it faintly resembles a splooge cup.

by Mike Newton March 19, 2007

splooge bitch

a girl who likes to be splooged on

she was a splooge bitch when i was done with her

by lemurjon October 23, 2008

Splooge McDuck

Sex act where you jizz/cum on a girls face and then throw loose change at her (most likely pennies).

This girl came over last night and I gave her the ol' Splooge McDuck treatment

by Big Mike K September 10, 2012

Splooge McDuck

The act of jizzing on a girl's face, followed by pelting her with loose change- consisting mostly of pennies.

"Dude, last night this chick I was with was a total bitch and wouldn't stop asking for me to buy her stuff. So after she sucked me off, I totally gave her a Splooge McDuck."

by Son of Gray September 10, 2012

Splooge Sponge

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.

A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.

by Mzilla November 19, 2010

splooge slap

to ejaculate in your hand and bitchslap your friend in the face as a dirty prank

person 1: "yo brah!"
person 2: "what?"
*splooge slap*
person 1: "hahaha"
person 2: "why wuld you do that!?"
*person 2 throws up*

by dragonboysuede December 3, 2010