splash mountain

When a woman is giving a man a blow-job on the tiolet (AKA Blumpkin), the man's poop causes the toilet water to splash into the woman's face.

I had to poop so bad I turned a blumpkin into a splash mountain.

by Kane October 7, 2004

Splash Cup

What is Splash Cup? A drinking game, involving 2 teams of 2 people. (4 ppl) You set up with your partner on one side of the table and yourself on the other. (beruit size table) Each side of the table has 1 cup 2/3 filled. The game is played with 1 ping pong ball. You rotate shooting every shot with the other team.

Created by: Jeff Dell’Orfano Saint Anselm 11’
& Steve Gaudet Saint Anselm 11’ 8/19/2010

Splash Cup Official Game

Rules:

Shoot for the cup on the other side of the table, if:

1.You shoot the ball and your partner deflects it with 1 hand, and it hits cup, but does not go in the cup: 1 pt.

2.You shoot and the ball goes in the cup (no deflection): 2 points.

3.You shoot it and your partner on the other side of the table deflects it in the cup using 1 hand (no double tapping/grabbing): 3 points.

4.You take a bounce shot, it goes in the cup: 4 points. ( This is the only shot the opposing player on the other side of the table can block)

5.You take a bounce shot, your partner then deflects it in the cup: 5 points. Alcohol

• Drink must be in the other hand while playing. (no death cup)
• Play until the 1st team reaches 21.

by Delli17 August 19, 2010

Splash Mountain

The water that hits your anus hole right when you drop a turd

Bro after Taco Bell I went through Splash Mountain so many times

by Thiq_ Croissant March 17, 2017

Splash Deck

The small of the back of a woman right above the ass crack, typically where the tramp stamp is located. Thusly named as the location where you can cum when doing it doggy style.

The girl had a small tattoo on her splash deck

by SexExec June 22, 2009

Splash N' Dash

The act of using mouth rinse when running late instead of brushing, normally on your way out of the house, often just spitting the rinse into a potted plant or outside in the grass while entering your car.

Guy1: "Forgot to brush! My mouth feels like I've been licking Amy Winehouse."

Guy2: "Dude you're lucky you have a hotel size Scope in your hand."

Guy1: "I know right? Splash N' Dash. Cheers. "

(Guy1: *Splash N' Dashes*)

by J2 J2 January 16, 2010

Splash the Zeros

Put them in the drink..., Shoot them out of the sky..., Give them a Mitsubishi Migraine that they'll soon forget. These are all terms heard during the South Pacific Theater in WWII. In this case, each one called for the downing of Japanese Zero Fighter Planes. "Splash the Zeros" was the phrase used in the movie, "The Final Countdown."

This "Splash" phrase and "These pretzels are making me thirsty" are opposite in meaning, but same of outcome for the intended purpose. See 'These pretzels are... in This Urban Dictionary' To splash the Zeros' is a privilege for the Urban Dictionary Editor who lives for the rejecting of idiotic and arcane stupidness reflected in most suggested definitions.

Splash the Zeros, I repeat, splash the Zeros, put'em in the deep blue!

by gravy111 December 1, 2010

Splash and dash

when someone cums quick and leave straight away

Callum fucked a girl and cum really early...he splash and dashed

by scrott owen January 4, 2019