Bright spark

referring to a complete idiot in a sarcastic way. Comes from Caboolture,a suburb in Brisbane Australia,famed for its many Bright Sparks.

"Oh,she knows how to make coffee,wow,,she's a real bright spark!"

by Andrew Terry January 26, 2005

dick spark

when two cocks rub together when entering the same or different holes of a girl during a threesome and create electricity.

last night when me and nick were fucking maraya, our dick sparks started a fire on her pubes.

by marcos beets September 2, 2006

Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess

From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)

a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...

by Staaaaani June 19, 2004

blank spark

A person who when faced with a stressful situation or under direct questioning fails to either take appropriate action or to make an appropriate response.

Erica: I asked him for a date.
Rose: What happened?
Erica: He went red, didn't say anything and ran off
Rose: He's such a blank spark.

by rockitman December 17, 2010

No Spark

When a girl says theres no spark, it means your d is small

My friend Jamie said "she said there was no spark between us" This meant he had a small d

by liljohn5115 March 4, 2009

The Booty Spark

The act of putting a spark plug in your asshole while the plug is attached to the boot, you grab the frame of the bike to ground yourself as your sexual partner kicks the bike over giving you a pleasurable "booty tingle".

Brandon asked bob for "The Booty Spark" and bob couldn't resist

by Donaldj69 August 6, 2018

anal spark

whilst having anal sex with your bitch she farts and u light the fart and the flame will spark up her ass and she will scream one fuck off word ANAL SPARK

i anal sparked your mum the fit OAP with the wrinkly arse while i was WATCHING YOUR BROTRHER do it with the dog

by Duttie January 21, 2009