queef seeds

queef seeds(those little balls of lint in honey's undies caused by drying the vagina after a wet queef with cheap toilet paper.

hey honey look, you have 4 queef seeds in your undies, do you think they'll grow?

by tater1210 October 27, 2006

scene specs

the glasses you see almost every scenestah wearing,
black rimmed and usually square.

i tried on some siqq scene specs today

by thumbah December 10, 2005

spedish

n. The language spoken by speds.
adj. Characterized by a lack of intelligence. Idiotic, moronic, brainless

You're speaking spedish.
Sorry, I was having a spedish moment.

by Sred ni Vashtar March 17, 2007

Speas

a person who is unbelievably good at rock band and guitar hero

You are a speas when it comes to video games

by cumdump05 January 27, 2010

Sped Head

Someone who needs special education because they are dumb.

Frickin' sped head. Can't even use Redstone in Minecraft

by Spph8e September 24, 2019

plant seeds in the dirt

Engaging in bareback anal sex and reaching orgasm.

John: Hey man, how was that chick you picked up at the club last night?

Pete: She was awesome, she was ridin' me hard and condom broke, but I hadn't cum yet, so she let me plant seeds in the dirt.

by stripperfan81 May 6, 2011

sped

abbreviation of 'special ed' which originates from a legend of a person named ed collette, who was apparently so retarded that when the world's greatest and most renowned english scholars gathered for their annual meeting, they first decided to make 'sped' a real word in recognition of this unique person, then, with this first bit of business done, went on to add shakespeare to the high school curriculum and other such matters of less significant importance

"that guy who stands there drooling all day is a sped"
"only a sped would fail their grade 3 trombone exam"
"George Bush is a sped"

by faggoty anne October 1, 2007