Alabama Snapper

A southern hooker’s pussy; usually smells of grizzly wintergreen.

“Brother, I’m pissing fire today. It must’ve been that Alabama Snapper!”

by Redneck1896 April 21, 2019

sphincter snapper

A particularly large chode, one that poses a health hazard when attempting to backdoor.

OMG Kate tried to do the deed with Travis last night, but it turns out he has a sphincter snapper! She is still in the hospital.

by dangerousliason June 7, 2019

Night Snapper

Someone who only snapchats you at night.

Ugh, he is such a Night Snapper! He only snapchats me after 8pm.

by cghkyuoytyi June 2, 2020

Cotton snapper

When you have to crap so bad the head of the turd is poking out like a turtle and pressing against your cotton briefs.

Man I gotta find a bathroom I got a big ole cotton snapper chewing a hole in my underwear.

by Rippyboy August 24, 2022

shitty clap snapper

A girl who has a shitty vagina and carrys around the clap.

Shes gotta mean shitty clap snapper

by Youdontknowme1111 February 21, 2011

The penis snapper

When the guy is giving anal the girl clenches her ass cheeks and turns on bro her back while the guy stays straight snapping his penis in half

“Bro what happened to your penis are you trans or something”
“Nahhhhh I tried the penis snapper”

by Someone1923736727172737 February 4, 2020

Midwestern pink bar snapper

Middle aged bar whore who prays on younger males at the town tavern.

The Midwestern pink bar snapper is know to become more aggressive in it seduction attempts around 1:15 AM.

by Wheresmydad23 February 11, 2023