Hodkiewicz smoothie

Melting poop in a bowl and pouring it slowly on your significant other while signing a top ten Barry Manalow tune. Must be lightly drizzled

Baby You need a Hodkiewicz smoothie to calm the nerves

by Mystery Merc February 2, 2022

Nigerian smoothie

The act of provocatively using a straw to drink a nutritious smoothie. Emphasized by the performer removing the straw and licking the shaft of the straw and dislodging any fruit/veggies that might have been trapped in the straw preventing optimal flow in a very seductive manner.

Bro did u see that girl at the gym giving that protein shave the ol Nigerian smoothie treatment? She wants you bad.

by Gallo Negro April 22, 2020

noob smoothie

noun. a smoothie consumed by noobs comprised of Coca-Cola, chlorine tablets, garlic and mustard. Costal noobs substitute mustard with tartar sauce. Noob smoothies are typically consumed at breakfast or post-workout.

The noobs went to a malt shop and ordered some noob smoothies.

by cbanowsky October 1, 2012

spilt smoothie

To ejaculate or past tense of ejaculate

Damn , that girl I fucked last night, she spilt smoothie and it got everywhere.

by the machine 9322 September 27, 2017

Smoothie Slap

A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:

"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"

Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.

So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!

by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010

Sauerkraut Smoothie

Convincing an inebriated young lady that you really can last more than two minutes, and actually getting her to leave the bar with you.

Buddy, I managed to get her to come back to my van! Little did she know, I was pulling the ole Sauerkraut Smoothie!! (See ‘Sauerkraut Quickie’)

by AxisRadio August 6, 2021

Fruit Smoothie

Advanced sexual maneuver which involves a male inserting fruit into a woman's lady parts, and then mashing them up with his penis until the fruit is the texture of a smoothie.

I needed protein because I had just worked out and I was horny so I gave my girlfriend a fruit smoothie, thereby killing 2 birds with 1 stone.

by Just call me Job September 27, 2010