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smiley chain

Chain with a lock on it used for self-defense or assault. Street term. Some say it has to have TWO locks on it, that the two locks leave two marks on the recipient's head that resemble a smiley face. WRONG! Just one lock is used. Originally it was usually a masterlock combination lock that was used, which is round. The round housing of the lock leaves a crescent-shaped mark resembling a smile. The weapon probably originated as a weapon of convenience -- cyclists had them on hand to lock up their bikes and when attacked they grabbed what they had handy. So it's an effective weapon that can't be called weapon by the cops (if you have a bike, or course!).
Some jackass with a knife tried to take my wallet and new bike, so I caught him upside the head with my smiley chain. At least he still has THAT smile on his face.
by the all-knowing beakman October 19, 2010
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copenhagen smile

From the song "Country Must be Countrywide" by Brantley Gilbert.

A Copenhagen smile is a crooked smile or grin that comes from holding a chunk of chew (chewing tobacco- Copenhagen brand) in your cheek. Makes one cheek stick out more than the other.
"from his wranglers to his boots

he reminded me of chris ledoux

and that copenhagen smile.

yeah, country must be country wide. "
by dixiechicklette January 12, 2012
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Soundgarden Smile

A freakishly huge smile that would have appeared on Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun music video.
"Look at that chick's huge Soundgarden Smile! It's beautiful, but in a creepy way..."
by Samm_SoundgardenSmile February 16, 2009
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smile whore

n. A person who smiles so excessively that their smile becomes meaningless.
by the DBG April 2, 2005
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smile.jpg

smile.jpg smiledog.jpg among other names –

One of the first creepypasta chain letters to start in the 1990’s quite possibly on USENET. The original image was of a husky with glowing green eyes and large teeth, with a red hand floating by it.

One of the stories (their are many now) claimed that a woman had seen the picture and killed herself, and so her husband, for who knows what reason, decided to forward the picture to his friends and relatives….. If true, What a tard.

The chain letter was circulated and a basement dweller from 4chan got his or her hands on it. Because the original picture was hardly intimidating, said basement dweller decided to use basic photoshop skills to create a piece of crap shoop that was some crooked teeth put onto a husky’s face and turned red along with other changes.

This was promptly spammed all over /x/.

So your answer is No.

You will not go insane.

It’s just another chain letter and a badly shoop.
Example of the smile.jpg chain letter:

Take a look at this!
Now you need to forward it.....
Blah blah blah...

(No you don't. It's time to break the chain)
by Dr.Wellby October 24, 2010
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after smile

The smile you have after your friend says something funny or makes you laugh and you leave, making a fool of yourself as you walking around with big smile on your face. It is especially awkward if you look at someone with an after smile because they think you are smiling at them, but you are just looking with an after smile.
Person 1: <Insert Joke here>
Person 2: hahahahahhahhaa
(Person 2 turns around and walks away with an after smile)
(Two Strangers walk by Person 2)
(Person 2 looks at Stranger 1 with after smile)
Stranger 1: Did you see that creepy guy smile at me!
Stranger 2: Yeah! It was really creepy!
by kljhgfds December 12, 2010
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sideways smiley face

'sideways smiley face' or 'shrug face' using keyboard type ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . A way to express 'I don't know' or 'oh well'
Who wouldn't want a sideways smiley face tattoo? Reply: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by alideet August 5, 2016
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