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subway smashers

Those demure looking Japanese ladies wearing gloves and face masks in the Tokyo subway whose job it is to force as many people as possible into each already over crowded car.
"The Japanese subway is so crowded,and those subway smashers are just brutal!"
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by Bart's Mom December 20, 2009
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Bowl Smasher

A real asshole. Somebody who either did something wrong; or is simply disliked in general.
Sean: Mike stole $50 from me yesterday

Reuben: Yeah; He's a real bowl smasher
by Lutzie January 31, 2010
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mirror smashers

A general term used to describe motorcycle gloves that have armored knuckles which are capable of punching off the side mirror of a car without causing any pain or injury to the rider.
"Some cager tried run me off the road so I pulled up beside him and punched off his mirror with trusty my mirror smashers."
by bingboopbeep July 31, 2012
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Truth smasher

simply put someone who smashes the truth; telling bold faced lies trouncing the obviously known truth; making things up and sticking by your stance even when proven facts say otherwise - the use of the word truth smasher is accompanied with a hard pound of one fist into the open palm of the other hand which in effect smashes the truth

Other forms of the word include "smashing the truth" or "truth smashing"
Jessica sees Bob talking to another girl. The next day Jessica brings this up and Bob denies it, in anguish and disgust Jessica blurts out, "Bob you are a truth smasher!"

Mike says the Patriots won the 2011-2012 Super Bowl. Jim replies, "No the Giants won you are just being a truth smasher!" or "stop this nonsense now you're smashing the truth."
by TK105 August 25, 2012
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Testicle Smasher

When a man sits directly on their testicles
by Dickbox420 November 17, 2016
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You can't be smarter than everyone

Hym "Well... If I was, I would be smart enough to know that being smarter than everyone woild be potentially fatal. I would have to hide the fact that I was smarter than everyone from the world. Therefore, you literally wouldn't know the difference. And where is all this collective knowledge? A place where I have unlimited access? Did you write it down? Congratulations genius. You're now a slave to the book. And none of you are necessary. That's why don't eat the fruit.
by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
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Smaste

When something smells like another thing tastes.
by Julia January 3, 2005
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