Smarmy

Forwardly and unknowingly exuding lightly overbearing and somewhat slimy behavior. One who would stab you in the back if he or she could get away with it. One who would sell their own mother's soul for benefit and/or attention. A subtle scumbag, sleezball, wretch, or creepshow.

If that smarmy guy comes by my desk again today, I hope I am away at a meeting.

by Nichodroid November 2, 2009

Smart dress

Formal attire that should be worn to a party. This term is mainly used in Britain.

Girl 1: What's your smart dress?

Girl 2: A purple sparkly evening gown.

by Person124321351 February 23, 2012

smart

Having high aptitude relative other people.

Joseph is smart because he can learn math and chess faster than the average person

by Jeff besoz April 5, 2020

pseudo-smart

People pretending they are smart, but are not smart at all.

A team mate ready to kill any idea not coming from him/her with a lot of "we can't" arguments rather than focusing on "how can we", is pseudo-smart.

by YATT June 30, 2014

dumb smartass

Dumb Smartass (not to be confused with smart dumbass) is someone who has horrible grades in school. However, outside of school they know everything and can tell you the square root of 6916541845383 in 5 seconds without a calculator

During test: Oh lord, I can't remember what countries Napoleon invaded
At home: Napoleon invaded Spain, And Russia among other countries after retaking France
His friend: What the f*** you couldn't remember that during the test you're such a Dumb Smartass

by ripdip December 11, 2018

are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Idiots compete with children for cash prizes

Are you smarter than a fifth grader? no

by Lazy727 October 24, 2007

smart boobs

small breasts like a smart car is to a regular sized car

Guy1: Whoa that chick has small boobs!
Guy2: Yeah that chick has smart boobs

by Lagoona January 10, 2011