Slowalkia

A land where people who walk at a slow pace, preventing the people behind them to walk at a normal pace, hail from.

"Those two ladies are walking so slowly, they must be from Slowalkia."

"Hurry up guys, we're late for the movie. Are you from Slowalkia or something?"

by PhilsyFingers July 6, 2009

Snowmageddon Syndrome

The diagnosis of boredom and insanity due to the large amount of snow. This occurs when there happens to be so much snow that you are not able to go anywhere nor see anyone.

Person 1: Hey have you talked to Tom lately?
Person 2: No, I've heard he has snowmageddon syndrome, he sits on his couch watching cat videos on his computer all day.
Person 1: How sad.

by JamesIsfoshow February 10, 2010

Snowman poop

The white packing peanuts you get in a shipped package

I relieved the package I've been waiting for it was full of snowman poop protecting my purchase

by Puck it February 1, 2014

Green Snowman

A super fye gang sign

Aye, they're a green snowman, we gotta get out of here!

by Connor The Cow April 11, 2011

A snowman's chance in hell

The chance a snowman has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell.

An issue or person doesn't have a snowman's chance in hell of being accepted by a certain process, as consistently proven by past experience; there's no need to run that snowman through the entire process...again.

by frostySnowman March 19, 2013

showmance

a romance on a reality show its not real

its a word the loveable asshole will kirby made up.

also the word is copy righted so will can say it you cant...cause he'll sue your ass.

will and janelle had a showmance, even though will was the only one that knew what it was.

by bigbrother777777777 June 29, 2007

slowmaro

A car that often emulated the Mustang and tried to outperform the Mustang but could not sell enough units for it to stay in production. often driven by white trash individuals who don't know that the mustang is better.

Billy Bob has been driving that slowmaro for years, why doesn't he just get a mustang?

by unsubmitted December 16, 2003