5” Inseam Shorts

5” Inseam Shorts

By far the hottest men’s shorts length. Every girl drools over 5” inseam shorts.
Often worn by XC Runner’s

Any guy who wears 5 inch inseam shorts is destined to pull a hot Latina girl, they are so hot!

Girl: Did you see Ethan’s Girlfriend?

Girl: Alexa Oh my gosh yes she’s so lucky she got the only kid who can pull of 5” Inseam Shorts

by SexyShorts July 23, 2020

pekpek shorts

Filipino slang for short shorts or daisy dukes. The word "pekpek" (which means vagina in Filipino) is put alongside the word "shorts" since these tight-fitting shorts often cause the appearance of camel toe.

guy 1: "check out the chick wearing pekpek shorts!"

guy 2: "I can see her camel toe from here! lol!"

by DTNS January 25, 2009

Sports Dad

A commonly seen dad that is obsessed with their child's athletic ability. These dads can become highly aggressive when their child does something wrong in a sport such as, "pitching the ball an inch too far
to the right." These dads are obviously living their life through their sons, just because THEY didn't make it to the pros.
It is very easy to spot these dads at any sport activity. He is the one that is yelling the loudest and saying phrases such as, "Bo', Ima' whoop ur ass when we get home!" Another way to pick these dads out is if their son is the star quarterback, the best pitcher and batter, the point guard, and has sudden bruises on them that you didn't see the day before.

Chad: "Dude, look at Kyle's leg." "He's got a bruise the size of Montana."

Ben: "Isn't he supposed to go to USC on a full scholarship?"

Mike: "Yeah, he's really good at baseball too"

(Everyone with rolling eyes): "Sports Dad"

by Michael Sollabec January 25, 2006

hard sports

Like water sports...but with shit.

I played hard sports with this chick last night, and now I can't get my bedroom clean.

by Birksy83 May 19, 2008

sportsbabe

any hot chick that plays or covers sports.

Erin Andrews is a sportsbabe.

by cardinal_fan November 16, 2004

board shorts

A male bathing suit that resembles a pair of shorts. The main diffrence is that the inside netting has been taken away so you have to wear boxers underneath. Because of this, you can wear board shorts of long periods of time without swimming in them like shorts and they won't be uncomfertable. Board shorts were invented for surfers who would spend alot of time on the beach without getting wet so their bathing suit would ride up and hurt like a bitch. Board shorts were made and named after the surfer's board

Goddamn my bathing suit is riding up
You should have worn board shorts

by Andrew Jerabek August 14, 2006

dick shorts

Early 80s style short pants which over-exentuate the male member... Worn usually by guys who think they are hot shit with the ladies, but are dealing with homosexual feelings. The wearer is usually dreadfully repulsive to members of both sexes and can only find love in the bathrooms of expressway rest stops.

Tom thought his dick shorts showed off his package, but in actuality, showed the world what a tool he was.

by SackBulgesMakeMeBarf September 18, 2006