Sloppy Bitch

A child-eating fucker who comes back every 27 years.

Has also lots of red balloons?

Richie: “Hey Fuckface ! You wanna play truth or dare? Here’s a truth you’re a SLOPPY BITCH!”

by toziervibes October 14, 2019

sloppy mommie

A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.

"You had unprotected sex with that sloppy mommie? HA HA get ready to pay child support, idiot.

by running out of patience January 5, 2008

slippery icebox

Is the action of freezing lube into an ice cube,then when frozen insert an the ice cube into your partners butt hole wait for the cube to melt which only should be a few minutes you go hard on that now slippery icebox.

I was with my wife francesca and she said that her first time trying the slippery icebox was insanely pleasing

by Victor francis May 13, 2016

slippery mint

The use of a Candy Cane to double penetrate a female. Most commonly practiced over the winter holiday season.

"Bro, we were having hot chocolate by a warm fire and I gave her the ole slippery mint"

"No don't eat that! That's a slippery mint"

by Trees on mars February 9, 2014

Sloppy Cake

When someone's rump is fat but not in a slim thick way; a sloppy way

"Yo she's got some sloppy cake! Oh hell nah!"
"I like myself a man with some ASS but I don't like no sloppy cake, just that good, tight, thick shit."

by onthatrealshit December 13, 2016

ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian and ur granny tranny. Every time it is said, someone shits a whole football

Teddy: “Ur Mom gay”
Skeet: “No u”
Teddy: “Ur daddy lesbian”
Skeet: “Hey uhh—“
Teddy: “UR GRANNY TRANNY”
Skeet: “MAN STOP RIGHT—“
Teddy: “Ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy!”
Skeet: *Dies and shits a whole football* *Rectum the size of Rosie O’Donnel*

by IFap232BluntsIG March 11, 2018

Sloppy Pear

When you have green diarrhea and you release some into your partners mouth, then while releasing the rest into the toilet your partner is giving you head while using the diarrhea as lube!!!

My diarrhea was getting hard to bear so I asked my partner to give me a sloppy pear.

by Happy Willie January 12, 2011