National grab or slap a ass day

National grab or slap a ass day will continue on Monday at school because the weekend don’t count so be prepared to get your ass slapped or GRABBED!! Big or small we get em all!!!!

Hey today is National grab or slap a ass day!

by Miagonzo April 12, 2019

National slap girls ass day

It is not on April 7 and well it's actually not a holiday at all so lol

"Yo I'm a fukboy and want to slap an ass today"

"To bad there's No national slap girls ass day"

by YourBoyTW April 07, 2017

ass slap friday

Friday is the day where you are allowed to slap anyone's ass especially if they are wearing leggings, yoga pants, spandex, etc

On ass slap Friday he walked past 10 girls and slapped their ass

by The wizard696969 February 21, 2014

National slap girls ass day

It is not on April 7 and well it's actually not a holiday at all so lol

"Yo I'm a fukboy and want to slap an ass today"

"To bad there's No national slap girls ass day"

by YourBoyTW April 07, 2017

Slap my ass and call me Sally

Used to express dismay or disbelief.

Well you know what? Slap my ass and call me Sally man, I don't know what you want from me.

by Misses Potato Head August 05, 2010

Face like a slapped mule's ass

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

by andy vale July 12, 2006

lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula

A cancerous action where one brings a spatula to school and slaps another classmate on the butt while saying, LEMME SLAP DAT ASS WIT A SPATULA

Yo Ricardo lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula.

by fireboss518 September 05, 2015